(Apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning!)
How do I love Caffeine? Let me count the ways.
I love caffeine to the height (and height.. and height!)
My buzz can reach, when feeling short of sleep
For the end of fatigue and brain fog.
I love thee to the level of everyday’s
Most basic need – energy, sweet energy
I love thee freely, as I hit the gym;
I love thee purely, as I craft my cakes.
I love thee with a passion put to use
In my old bones, but with my childhood’s 00ntz.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost sanity, — I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! — and, if I choose,
I shall but love thee better…
as an IV drop of 5 hour Energy Shot!
Ok, so I am SO totally not a poet… but what can I say, there is something about abusing stimulants that gets my heart racing!
Oh wait.. that’s the caffeine. Tee Hee!
In all seriousness, I loves me some energy shots.. energy drinks.. more energy shots… whatever. So it really didn’t surprise anyone when I put my love of uppers together with my love of baking, and crafted some true genius…
Introducing our “Jacked Up Java” line!
“Jacked Up Java” is the first in our new line of highly buzzworthy products. Literally buzzworthy – they are loaded up with real coffee, chocolate, caffeine AND guarana! Each serving (2 cookies, or 1 brownie) contains the same amount of caffeine as a large cup of premium coffee!
click here to check out our Jacked up Java baking mixes, or here to order ready-baked goodies.
These are, of course, only the start of our evil plans. Check back for announcements of new flavors and offerings in the future!