Big News, and a bit of “Marie History”

Having developed a fairly ridiculous career in food / cake / cookbooks, it’s kind of easy to forget that I had a whole *other* career before this.

They say that necessity is the mother of invention. In my case, it was the birth of my first career! I was raised first by a single mother, and then by my retired grandparents. Figure skating isn’t the most financially appropriate for someone in my position to be in, but somehow we made it work.

The easiest way for us to save money was to make my skating costumes at home. My mother’s first attempt was horrendous… I’m still not sure what happened. She had plenty of talent at sewing, but this was… urm, not up to *any* kind of standard. It was a knee length, full circle skirt. The “panty” part of it was huge and bulky, sagging like a diaper. A black and white checker print spandex diaper. I was so embarrassed to wear it, and ended up getting one store bought “practice” dress. At $80 or $90, I was afraid to wear it – it was by far the most expensive item of clothing I’d ever owned at that point. Instead, I took a pattern from it and made my own practice dress from it… and then another.

Soon – at the age of 11-12 ish – I was taking orders… first for simple practice dresses, quickly evolving to fancier competition outfits. I’d use some of my profits to buy little ads in competition program guides, and I’d have my friend Leanne model my work for fliers. (Fun fact: she went on to become “Ford Supermodel of the World” a few years later!) Eventually, I moved on to design and create custom grad (prom) gowns and wedding dresses around age 16, spending less time on the spandex. Formalwear got boring for me a few years later… I missed the bright colors and patterns of spandex, and the freedom I had with design.

Going back to spandex after that… oh boy, did I ever get some freedom. In addition to skating dresses, I also started to work with drag queens, fitness athletes and professional wrestlers. While skating dresses are pretty crazy compared to bridalwear, it still doesn’t hold a candle to … multicolored hologram flames stretched across someone’s butt! It was also exciting to see my outfits on such mainstream TV as WWE shows. That was definitely a first for me.

I don’t remember how I got started into doing synchronized swim costumes – I actually made those before I made any regular swimwear! – but it seemed like the perfect compromise between what I loved about skating costumes (designing around music / programs), and the wrestler costumes (just going crazy with color and design).



Posing with the Canadian national synchro team.. as they model my custom suits.

Oh, it was fun. In the few short years I did it – before once again having to move on to something new! – I made hundreds of different competition suits. I made them for recreational and competitive athletes locally… then nationally, then around the world. I’ve sewn for Olympic athletes, and the Canadian National team wore my outfits to the Pan Am Games one year. Very cool. Around that same time, I put out a line of recreational swimwear, and actually had a sales agent. I showed my line in the Toronto Fashion week market, hired models, and worked with big name photographers. Jeanne Beker showed up to a swimwear shoot I was having for my line… way out in the middle of nowhere.

It was all very surreal for me, back then. Truth be told, it feels a little weird to look back at everything I did back then, now.



Jeanne Beker at my fashion shoot. It was surreal and insane, but this *actually* happened!

As has been my pattern since I was a kid, I soon succumbed to a combination of boredom and burnout. I’ll basically take something up on a lark, be interested… play around with it a bit, get really good at it, and then… I guess it just all becomes routine. When it feels like I’ve been doing the same thing for just a bit too long, I have to just dump it all and move on to something more entertaining. So, I did.

I was 25. I was also so fried from all of the long hours trying to just keep up with orders, I wanted absolutely nothing to do with spandex ever again. I stopped taking orders, and I discontinued the spandex sewing manuals that I’d written along the way. I took up event floral design, and eventually cake design… and on to cookbooks.


My Guinness World Record attempt for “Largest Swimsuit”. Failed it on a technicality – BOO!

Now, I’ve come full circle. I felt like I had all of this knowledge sitting in the back of my head – and in forgotten folders on my computer – just gathering virtual dust and cobwebs. I decided that it was time to revisit them. So, over the next few years, I’ll be overhauling each manual, redoing the photography and layouts, and re-releasing each of the niche sewing manuals that I wrote around a decade ago. While I can’t see ever taking on sewing orders again, I’m so happy to be able to teach others how to make all kinds of garments from spandex.

Spandex Simplified: Synchro Swimwear is the first of my old sewing manuals to be re-released, and is currently available for presale here Originally written in 2004, it was chronologically the fourth of my original manuals. Following “Synchro Swimwear”, expect to see manuals on recreational swimwear, competition suits for fitness and bodybuilding competitors, and one on figure skating dresses.

I hope that readers not only learn a lot from these books, but also enjoy doing so. With just a few basic skills, spandex can be SO much fun to work with! I hope you’re able to get the same sort of joy from working with it, that I experienced all of those years ago! ( I say this as a newly-minted 33 year old. Ridiculous. )

Oh, and no worries for fans of my cookbooks – I’m slowly picking away at these re-releases, as I continue to work on my current and future cookbook projects!

*Well, this one is “sort of” a re-release. While the other “re-release” books were published and sold well, this one was finished and never published. Time to change that!

Author:Marie Porter

Marie is an award winning cake artist based in Minnesota's Twin Cities. Known as much for her delicious and diverse flavor menu as for her sugar artistry, Marie's work has graced magazines and blogs around the world. Having baked and designed for brides, celebrities, and even Klingons, Marie was proud to share her wealth of baking knowledge in her two cookbooks: "The Spirited Baker" and “Evil Cake Overlord”. Marie has also authored a book about her experiences surrounding the 2011 Minneapolis tornado: "Twisted: A Minneapolis Tornado Memoir"

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